Ranking the Disney Women

This is a quick follow up to my Official Disney Princess Rankings.  Here are all the Disney women ranked by simply how much I like them and a few words that come to my mind to describe them.

I added  Anita and Giselle from Enchanted who is partly animated but is not on the photo below.

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1. Belle- smart, thoughtful, compassionate and brave

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2. Ariel- free spirit, not afraid to take risks, social butterfly, lots of friends, embraces new things, impetuous (changed that one guys!).  I got to pick Ariel for #2 because I was basically her till I was 17 so I just relate to the girl. I was headstrong and impetuous, stubborn, didn’t like to be told what to do, but I also was quick to make friends and got done what I set my mind to do.  Love that.

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3. Nani- Yep, I know this is very high.  But I love Nani.  She is doing something so hard, raising her sister, and she keeps getting knocked down but doesn’t give up.  I feel for her and love her spirit and devotion to ohana.  She also surfs, dances and flirts- has a fun side.  But she has a temper too and gets frustrated. She’s as close to a perfectly well-rounded, developed female character as Disney has created.  She along with Giselle are  the only Disney female characters who mother children (maybe Wendy?).

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4. Cinderella- hard working, loyal, good friend, strong, kind, optimistic

cinderella25.  Megura- Yep, bring on the comments.  I love her sass.  I love that she’s a little tough to figure out. She’s working with the enemy but a clear love interest, she’s funny, sarcastic but still a good perosn.

megura6. Tiana- hard working, goal setter, dedicated, loyal, soft spoken but bold, fun once she let’s her guard down

tiana7. Rapunzel- optimistic, naive but smart in her own way, inquisitive, fun-loving, see’s good in people, hopeful and quick with a frying pan

Rapunzel_and_pascal8.  Mulan- Brave, fearless, strong, still vulnerable, a fighter, loyal

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9. Giselle- The only princesses who actually does some mothering of a little girl and does it well (Nani is the only other female I can think of).  Optimistic, positive, happy, loving, kind, funny, industrious, clever in her own way.

giselle10. Elsa- Brainwashed as a little girl to fear herself she realizes she is alright just as she is and is empowered.  Love that. Becomes strong and is always loving and trying to do the right thing.

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11. Jane- Timid around animals at first but gets over it, Nonjudgmental, kind, good teacher, humble, loving

Jane-Porter-(Tarzan)12. Anita- you don’t get to know her that well but very pretty, affectionate to Perdy and the puppies, encouraging to Roger and his music, still nice to Cruella when she probably shouldn’t be.  Just seems like a cool lady.

Anita-101-Dalmatians-713. Merida- bold, impetuous, good with a bow and arrow, climbs mountains, free spirit, brave, confident, love her curly hair

Merida_web_small14. Jasmine- free spirit, independent, loving, not afraid to stick a tiger on an annoying suitor!, dreamer, spunky

jasmine15.  Esmeralda-  Faithful, hopeful, sexy, confident, kind, one of only a few Disney adults who prays (in song form of God Help the Outcast), loving to Quasimodo.

esmerelda16.  Anna- innocent, sweet, kind, believes in people, impetuous, brave, optimistic and loving.  Needs to think before she acts sometimes.

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17. Snow White- optimistic, kind, positive, happy, whistles why she works

snow white18. Aurora- asleep a lot (is sleeping beauty after all) and a little too perfect because of her blessings, but great singer, beautiful, dancer, dreamer, loving

Auroraonmodel19.  Alice- love the movie but Alice is really just a conduit for all the craziness surrounding her.  I like her (I like all the girls to some degree or another) but don’t feel I really know her.

alice20. Pocahontas- loves nature, stands up to others, throws herself on John. But I don’t feel like she listens well and being older than Ariel she should take the counsel of those around her more seriously over strangers, resistant to change, and her choices do cause a death.

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21. Kida- I liked Atlantis but Kida is kind of a mystical character without much personality. She’s a clue to her culture and interesting on that level but that’s about it. Plus, she dresses very immodestly.  The other women in Atlantis are a lot more interesting IMO. And there is no chemistry between her and Milo

Kida_Dresses22.  Eilonwy- is a princess for no reason for the story, totally blank and boring, Can’t think of one thing she gives to the story aside from telling Taran how to escape the castle. She may be very nice and have commendable qualities but the movie gives us none of that.  (And I didn’t hate The Black Cauldron).  Plus, not a fan of her voice actor.  You could take her character out and the movie would be exactly the same.

eilonwyFeel free to share your lists or to comment on mine.  I really don’t detest any of them and can see value in them all.  Great characters by a great studio, Disney! Did I miss anyone? I figured Wendy, Penny, Jenny were more girls than women or adolescents.  If I included Elastigirl (which maybe I should?) she would be around #10).

Tomorrow we will do villains!!

Movie 24: Fox and the Hound

poster vintageAnyone who knows me knows I am a sucker for a sentimental tale about romance and friendship.  I have been known to snuggle up to the 25 days of Christmas on Hallmark and whatever syrupy story is coming out of ABC Family.

That said, Fox and the Hound lays it on almost too thick even for me.  One thing is for sure if you are at all averse to that kind of message you will hate the movie.  As for me, I liked it but it bore on me after a while.

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Production-

Released in 1981 (year I was born!) The Fox and the Hound had a very dramatic time in production (took 4 years and 12 million).  Based on a novel by Daniel P Mannix, it was initially started by the legendary 9 Old Men of animators with Frank Thomas and Ollie Johnson, in particular, taking the lead in the early storyboarding and concept development.

However, at the same time Disney had a school of animators and such big names as John Lasseter, Tim Burton (who knew right?), John Musker, Ron Clements and Brad Bird all had graduated and began work on the Fox and the Hound.

Don Bluth, who had been a part of Disney animation since Sleeping Beauty,  led a contingent that felt Disney had ‘grown stale’ and wanted to do edgier things with the material.  Mid-production Bluth quit and took 11 animators with him, 17% of Disney’s staff.  I’m sorry but to me that is just wrong.  Finish out the project and then severe ties.  I mean can you imagine someone doing that on a regular motion picture?  Like if Brad Pitt and Christopher Nolan didn’t get along or agree with the direction of the movie so they just bolted?

What makes it worse is then Bluth went on to be a competitor to Disney.  Early on Bluth’s movies were stiff competition to Disney with Secret of Nimh (1982), An American Tale (1986) and Land Before Time (1988).  To be fair this competition I believe made Disney better and led to the renaissance but it was still a dirty move to leave mid-project and take animators with him.

This change in leadership led to a few rocky moments in Fox and the Hound such as the bear attack that feel disjointed and episodic which is to be expected since the film was  probably drawn and conceptualized in episodes by different men.

However, at least the animation is gorgeous.  It was getting close to the art pieces of the 30’s and 40’s and I enjoyed Fox and the Hound on that level very much.

Look at this intro.  For a second I thought it was the beginning of Bambi.

The voice cast is very strong with everyone from Kurt Rusell (Copper), Mickey Rooney (Tod), Pearl Bailey (Big Mama), Paul Winchell (from Tigger fame as Boomer) and more.  Everyone does a good job with the voices although at times it was a little distracting because I kept thinking of Tigger when I’d hear Winchell’s voice.

The music is a mixed bag.  It’s not that it is bad.  It’s fine and the score by Jim Stafford is great.  The strange thing  is most of the songs don’t really feel like songs at all.  It feels like the songs start and then get interrupted by talking or activity. It’s a shame in a way because I liked the songs if I could have heard them all the way through.  I wonder if they were just over time at 83 minutes so cut down the songs?

The movie opened to mixed reviews but it made 63 million at box office.

Story-

Kind of like with Lady and the Tramp the beginning we get to meet baby Tod and baby Copper and they are uber-cute.

copper littlebaby todCopper is owned by Amos and Tod is adopted by the Widow Tweed.   It’s interesting because there are no children in this film.  All older adults.

amos and widowThere are an array of side characters including Big Mama owl, Boomer (woodpecker) and Dinky (canary), and Chief who is owned by Amos.

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Tod and Copper meet when they are too little to know that foxes and dogs are enemies and hunt each other.  Like I said, if this kind of sentimentality makes you roll your eyes and groan this is not the movie for you.

One day when trying to play,Chief see’s Tod and chases him off the property, which angers Amos,and he shoots at and threatens Tod and the Widow.  As a result, she keeps him inside but it doesn’t matter because Amos is taking Copper away for a winter hunting trip.

Our next scene is Tod and Copper all grown up.  Copper knows how to hunt and he tells Tod they can’ t be friends any more.

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In between these tense scenes we get some comic relief from Boomer and Dinky as the chase a caterpillar.

Tod and Copper end up getting involved in a scuffle involving a train that injures Chief. The segment with the train is very well animated.

Feeling that Tod has injured Chief Copper vows revenge and he and Amos chase Tod and the Widow in a fun car scene.

Eventually the Widow decides it is for Tod’s own good to take him to back to the woods.  I don’t mean to be harsh but she sing/talks one of the worst poems I have ever heard (and I know poetry pretty well). It’s discount greeting card bad.

“We met it seems, such a short time ago.
You looked at me, needing me so.
Yet from your sadness, our happiness grew.
Then I found out, I need you, too.
I remember how we used to play.
I recall those rainy days, the fires glowed, that kept us warm.
And now I find, we’re both alone.
Goodbye may seem forever, farewell is like the end.
But in my heart’s a memory, and there you’ll always be.

I mean yikes…

So Tod is forced to make it on his own in the forest.  He meets a mean badger and then finds a friend in a porcupine played by John Fielder of Piglet fame.  Then we meet my least favorite character in the movie.  One of the worst in all of Disney- Vixey the female fox or vixen (clever name there…).

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Voiced by Sandy Duncan, Vixey is the cooing, fawning, giggling, idiot female character I hate in Disney.  And of course we get the instant love trope like we do in every Disney movie but this one is one of the worst for sure.  Why couldn’t it have been like in the Lion King where they meet in some way as little foxes and then meet up again later?  Or anything but the instant love twitterpated scene from Bambi all over again…She reminds me of an idiotic Michael Bay woman in fox form.

What makes it worse is that Tod behaves like kind of a pompous moron when they meet but one song from Big Mama and she’s back on board the ‘oh well. He’s so pretty…’ train.  Urgh…At least in this movie we have Big Mama and the Widow but seriously why does every other Disney woman have to be a complete twit? Thank you Renaissance for changing that at least a little.

Moving on.

Amos decides to set traps and Tod and Vixen come upon them.  That leads to a chase with the climatic bear scene.  It is an amazingly animated scene but for a movie that has been kindergarten aged friendly the bear is too scary.  My nieces all bolted at the bear in Brave, and I know they would be terrified of the bear here too.

 

Tod eventually comes to Copper’s defense so when Amos is about to shoot Tod, Copper steps in, the two realizing they really are friends at heart.

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We get an ending back at the farms where all is back to normal and Copper thinks about those early days and we hear the voice over ‘Tod, you’re my best friend’…

Conclusion/Movie Review-

Another mixed bag for me, and I think recommending the picture entirely depends on the type of movie-goer you are.  If you don’t mind the ooey-gooey messages laid on very thick than you will eat this up! I went with it for most of the way.  It eventually wore me a down a little bit and I HATED Vixey character just as much as about any character in Disney ever.

There are a lot of good messages for kids but the bear scene is very scary (and the train fight too).  I guess it just depends on the kid in question.  Like I said, I know it would be too much for at least my youngest niece.  And it is kind of a long scene so if you fast forward it you are missing story and a lot of the movie (plus, it is animated very well).

It was so nice to see animation from Disney that looked pretty.  For once I am liking a Disney movie more for the animation than the music and story.  That hasn’t happened since Bambi!

It is not up there with the greats.  I’d put it smack in the middle of Disney films.  It’s not terrible.  It has a nice message.  The comedic scenes work and the action is good.  So if you can handle the script you will probably like it!

Overall Grade- C+