BLIND SPOT 105: VAMPIRES, THE THING

Another Halloween has come and gone and I hope you had a great time with your friends and family. My friend Jacks was in town, and we went to a lot of theatre and had a blast. We even had a theatre themed costume (angel and devil Evan Hansen lol)

This month for blind spot I actually ended up checking 2 movies off of my list from director John Carpenter: 1982’s The Thing and 1998’s Vampires. You can hear my discussion with Manda about both movies below:

The Thing

It’s interesting how certain films can grow and evolve over time. This is certainly the case with John Carpenter’s The Thing. When it was first released it received mostly negative reviews including a thumbs down from Roger Ebert (Siskel gave it a mild recommendation.) Since then it has grown in estimation but I had heard it is a very gross movie so I put off seeing it. Now the blind spot series was the perfect chance to check it off my list, and I’m so glad I did. The Thing is a movie that keeps things simple but is extremely effective in that simplicity.

In the film Kurt Russell plays a man named MacReady who as a scientist at Antarctica comes across a parasite-like alien that when implanted in an organism becomes a deadly mimic of its host. This is what makes the film scary because the things they trust are actually infected and the characters don’t realize it until too late.

It’s hard to believe The Thing wasn’t at least respected for the craft on display. The incredible creature designs by Rob Bottin and cinematography from Dean Cundey immerse the viewer in the experience and we are never left bored or distracted from the experience with Bill Lancaster’s incredibly tight screenplay.

That said, I don’t know that the film is saying anything profound like most good scifi horror like this does but sometimes its perfectly fine for a movie to just be a fun time and that’s what The Thing is. I really enjoyed it.

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VAMPIRES

I would say John Carpenter’s Vampires is less successful than The Thing but it is still overall a fun time for fans of vampire flicks. In both movies Carpenter keeps things simple and entertaining. The Thing just has better central characters than Vampires.

In Vampires James Woods leads the cast with a lot of charisma as he and Daniel Baldwin seek to take down a vampire leader named Valek. There’s some fun action set-pieces and fights that go down and Thomas Ian Griffith plays Valek with a lot of energy.

The problem is so much of the plot depends on Baldwin’s infatuation with a bitten woman he just met named Katrina played by Sheryl Lee. He’s supposed to be a master vampire hunter; thereby, making a lot of his choices nonsensical and frustrating when it comes to Katrina.

Still, Woods has a ton of fun with the role and at under 2 hours Vampires doesn’t wear out its welcome.

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At this point  I have seen 4 Carpenter films and have recommended all of them (Halloween, Big Trouble Little China, The Thing, and Vampires.) I am sure he has his clunkers but he is definitely one of our strongest directors and certainly one of the best in the horror genre. What’s your favorite Carpenter film?

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Blind Spot 104: THE PLAGUE DOGS (Review)


One of my favorite parts about doing this Blind Spot series is that it forces me to watch movies I’ve been intimidated by or nervous to watch. It’s been especially fun this year because my BFF Manda has joined me on my podcast to talk about each of the selections! This month’s pick, The Plague Dogs, is one I’ve been intrigued by but a little nervous to watch because of the disturbing imagery and themes. Now I’ve seen it and I was right to be anxious (if anything it was actually more disturbing than I anticipated) but it is definitely a bold and shocking film worth seeing .

Make sure you check out our recap tomorrow:

The Plague Dogs is interesting when placed in context of the animated films of the early 80’s and late 70’s.  This was the era when Ralph Bakshi, Don Bluth and other darker themed animators were making a name for themselves. Even Disney explored darker themes with films like The Fox and the Hound, The Black Cauldron and live action Watcher in the Woods and Return to Oz. Animator Martin Rosen was part of this movement and his films Watership Down and The Plague Dogs stand out as some of the best.

While both films are based on Richard Adams books and can both be quite violent, Watership Down has more of a mythical, lyrical quality where The Plague Dogs seems more gritty and that is probably why it feels more shocking. It’s one thing for harsh things to happen to bunnies forming their allegorical societies and another for it to be realistic dogs on the run from the “white coats” trying to give them the bubonic plague.

One of my friends describes The Plague Dogs as “misery porn,” and I don’t know if I would go that far. Both Rowf and Snitter have hopeful moments that help you root for them and the ending could be interpreted hopefully depending on how you take it. However, it is definitely intense.  That’s for sure.

The voice acting led by John Hurd is excellent and the animation next level. They had an incredible team behind it including Brad Bird and the great Retta Scott. My only real criticism of the film is the absolutely terrible score by Patrick Gleason. The synthetic saxophone beats would feel more at home at a lounge club  than a gritty drama.

Evidently there are 2 versions of the film. I saw the 103 minute version which you can watch on tubi

What do you think of The Plague Dogs and what’s your favorite animated film from this darker period?

Smile worthy (it feels weird to say smile worthy to such a grim film but I would recommend it)

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Blind Spot 103: FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD (1967)

Ever since it came out in 2015 I’ve been a big fan of the adaptation of Far From the Madding Crowd by director Thomas Vinterberg. In my opinion it is one of the most underappreciated films of the last decade and I only love it more with each rewatch (I gave it only a B+ on my initial watch but it has only grown in my estimation since.)  That said, I was always told that it really isn’t that great when compared with the 1967 version by director John Schlesinger. This is why I added the classic film to this year’s blind spot selections. Now I have seen both films and… I still like the 2015 film better! In basically every regard I think the 2015 film is superior to the 1967 classic.

Since this is a review of the 1967 film let’s talk about that version first. Schlesinger has made a beautiful film that feels right at home with the epic brand of storytelling popular at the time. There are many stunning sequences such as the fire being on hay and the devastating suicide of the sheep. They also have a talented cast with Julie Christie, Terence Stamp and Alan Bates.

The movie does take its time having every detail from the book such as an extended sequence when Troy is at the circus and more time between Boldwood and Bathsheba. Modern viewers will be surprised by the amount of time focused on Troy instead of Gabriel, who is more of an after thought in this version. We are supposed to buy that Troy is both in love with Fannie that he makes life miserable for everyone else but also so prideful that he rejects her after she goes to the wrong chapel for their wedding. This makes for a difficult and unlikable character to have as your lead for a 3 hour movie.

I personally love the approach by Vinterberg much more. By focusing on Gabriel and his long-seated love for Bathsheba we have a great love story instead of depressing melodrama. It also doesn’t hurt that Carey Mulligan and Matthias Schoenearts have incredible chemistry and they keep this friends-to-lovers story simmering for the much shorter 2 hour runtime. I see little in the additional hour of the 1967 film to justify so much more time especially with the characters they chose to focus on.

2015’s Far From the Madding Crowd is also beautifully filmed by Charlotte Bruus Christensen giving everything a hopeful energy especially when combined with Craig Armstrong’s stirring score. It makes for an overall moving journey we just don’t get in the 1967 film. The earlier movie may be more accurate to the book but where’s the heart and soul? I’d take the 2015 version any day!

I wouldn’t say the 1967 version of Far From the Madding Crowd is a bad movie. It’s serviceable. I just like the 2015 much better!

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Blind Spot 100: ‘SEVEN DAYS IN MAY’ (1964)

Today’s Blind Spot review is a special one for many reasons. To begin with Manda and I had a very fun podcast on the film where we ended up reacting to the famous Daisy Ad from 1964- the same year our movie Seven Days in May came out.

Also it is of note because this review marks my 100th entry in the blind spot series. That means since I first started in January of 2016 I have covered 100 films for 100 months and what a fun adventure it has been! My original review was for Blade Runner and I was nicer to it than I would be now (it’s not for me) but that’s part of the learning experience of this project is gathering confidence on my opinions on classic films and learning how to convey those feelings as coherently as possible. Now on to 100 more!

With Seven Days in May this was a bit of a wild card when I selected it for this month’s blind spot. I had never heard of it but I noticed a bunch of my friends had rated it highly so I decided to give it a go. I’m so glad I did. This is an absolutely terrific political thriller that continually surprised me at each turn.

I think what was the most surprising was to have a character like Burt Lancaster’s General Scott commit outright treason with no real vindication was shocking. He has his reasons for trying to train a coup on President Lyman, (played by the great Frederic March) but he still does it and begins training an elite group of soldiers to overthrow the government.

Every part of this film is outstanding including the acting from Lancaster, Kirk Douglas (as our man of virtue hero) and March. The writing is also excellent with the tension between Scott and Lyman as they both try to plead their case. It’s hard to imagine what it must have been like for audiences in Cold War America to watch a film like this. They certainly would have been more sympathetic to Scott’s position. He believes if they sign this treaty the Russians will attack and kill over 100 million people (he states that statistic in one of the confrontations with Lyman.) From his perspective he’s the hero trying to save Americans and Lyman is the fool.  However, Lyman tells him he has to use the tools given to us to fight the treaty.  A military overthrow will only embolden Russia more.

Anyway, the tension grows especially for Douglas who can’t believe a heroic man like General Scott could be planning treason. Ava Gardner is under-used in her role in this but aside from that Seven Days in May is a tight, well-made, engaging piece of filmmaking and I highly recommend it.

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Blind Spot 99: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

I can’t believe next month will mark my 100th entry in this Blind Spot series! What a fun journey this has been! And it’s been made recently even cooler by my friend Manda joining me to talk about the movies each month on my podcast. I really value her friendship and love talking to her about these films.

This month we have the Western classic from director Sergio Leone entitled The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Whether Eli Wallach as Tuco is ugly may be up for debate but I think you could easily call all 3 “The Bad.” Referring to anyone as “The Good” in this movie is a bit of a stretch. That’s for sure!

Last year I reviewed A Fistful of Dollars for blind spot and found it to be a stronger entry from Leone than this one. First of all it is a lot shorter so that makes it more palatable and it has a lot more memorable lines than this one. My favorite line from this one is “when you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk”

Still you have to admire the craft that is on display in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. The incredible long tracking shots and brutal violence have obviously been very influential on many modern directors and were masterfully done by Leone. Also the iconic score by Ennio Morricone is one of the most famous in film history.

The ending with Blondie shooting Tuco off the noose is also very memorable. “You’re a dirty SOB” and he is so it all works!

If you love Westerns than you will enjoy any movie from Leone including The Good The Bad and The Ugly. I’m glad I checked it off my blind spot list and I suppose I will have to watch A Few Dollars More next year (I realize I got the order totally messed up! Oh well.)

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Blind Spot 96: Trading Places

I have now done almost 100 posts for in this Blind Spot series and one continuing trend is me not enjoying classic comedies particularly from the 80s. I didn’t enjoy Beverly Hills Cop, Troop Beverly Hills, Lethal Weapon, Slap Shot, National Lampoons Vacation, the list goes on. So it was with some hesitation I added Trading Places to my 2023 lineup but there aren’t that many Christmas-themed movies I haven’t seen so I decided to give it a shot. Now after having seen the film I am glad to say it mostly still works. There are outdated elements but as a piece of social commentary it still feels sharp and incisive.

Trading Places tells the story of two gentlemen, one a rich stock broker and one a small-time criminal, who are entered into a social experiment by 2 richer stock brokers to try and decide the debate of nurture vs nature. Dan Akroyd playing Winthorpe the broker is suddenly stripped of his position, power, money and everything else while Eddie Murphy’s Valentine is given all those things. This is of course very upsetting to Winthorpe and he tries to defend himself which only makes him look more crazy to the uppity people he used to call friends.

Valentine on the other hand is suddenly given power and he does quite well with it. He uses his street smarts to read the room and get better deals than the Wall Street types can achieve. There is also Jamie Lee Curtis playing a prostitute named Ophelia who has pity on the miserable Winthorpe.

What works best about Trading Places is the friendship that emerges between Winthorpe and Valentine once they get on the same side and want revenge on those who orchestrated the social experiment. It’s a movie that might be called woke today because it has something to say about race, class, and other social issues but it doesn’t forget to make you laugh along the way.

The only major problem with the movie is some of the R rated elements feel too vulgar for the tone of the script. I particularly thought the number of times they have Ophelia go topless for no reason seemed excessive. I know she’s a prostitute but it felt too much for a character they were trying to humanize and defend only to then exploit her to try and titillate (literally) 80s male audiences.

There is also a scene of Winthorpe in blackface that is unfortunate. It’s not a particularly funny scene nor does it have that much to say so it makes the entire scene feel gross.

Other than that Trading Places is a good time at the movies and holds up quite well. I want to say it’s one they could remake but it would be impossible with how sensitive everyone is these days when it comes to sensitive issues. We aren’t good at laughing at each other now so we don’t learn all we can from each other.

Blind Spot 95: ‘A Fistful of Dollars’

This month’s blind spot is an interesting one because it’s not only checking off a classic film off of my watch list but it’s my introduction to an entire genre. It’s the first spaghetti western I’ve ever seen. I have never seen a film by director Sergio Leone, and I don’t believe any other westerns made by Italian directors. Today we are looking at perhaps the most famous spaghetti western- A Fistful of Dollars.

This movie is a pretty iconic one, a film I can recognize the famous scenes even though I hadn’t seen it. In particular the final duel where the Stranger has the metal plate on and the bullets bounce off I’d definitely seen before.

Clint Eastwood is perfect for this role of the Stranger with a brooding sense of coolness and confidence. This isn’t a nuanced performance but it works for the gravitas of the movie. It’s also only 99 minutes where today it would definitely be stretched out to an interminable runtime.

It is a very bloody movie with the Stranger becoming involved in a feud between 2 families in Mexico. I honestly started to lose track of who was taking revenge on who and for what reasons but it doesn’t matter because it’s not a movie you see for the plot. It’s all about these western duels and Eastwood’s charisma with a gun. His draw is so fast and he’s so quick with his pistol that it makes him a threat in any situation. You can certainly see why everyone is intimidated to go against him!

There’s not that much more to A Fistful of Dollars. If you want a bloody movie with a memorable star turn from Eastwood give it a watch. It also has the terrific music from Ennio Morricone, so that adds a layer of enjoyment. If it sounds like your kind of thing you’ll definitely enjoy it.

7 out of 10

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Blind Spot 91: FACE/OFF

Each year when I make my Blind Spot selections I try to pick a variety to keep it fun for me and hopefully for my readers. There’s some international and arthouse favorites. Some critical darlings and box office successes I’ve missed and also some cult classics with a devoted following. This month’s pick, 1997’s Face/Off is the latter and I’m happy to finally check it off my list. It has some problems, mostly with pacing, but the premise is entertaining enough and the 2 lead performances are so good that it works.

Face/Off is directed by Hong Kong legend John Woo, and I must be honest it’s the first of his films I have seen. My friend said she would give me a list of Hong Kong action to watch so I hopefully will make up for that but you can definitely feel his action roots in this film. The action is guttural and brutal with no punches being pulled. Even children and teens are put in peril with shocking results.

We also have the  entertaining premise of Nic Cage and John Travolta switching faces in a new technology (the former is a ‘criminal mastermind’ Castor Troy, and the latter is the FBI agent, Sean Archer, who’s son was murdered by Troy. )Both actors are up for the camp factor of portraying the other’s personality traits and ticks and these antics are the best part of the movie.

Unfortunately it is also way too long and the premise starts to lose its novelty after a bit and things start to feel repetitive. This movie would be so much better at a 90-100 minute mark not 138. However, the supporting cast is also excellent with the likes of Joan Allen, Gina Gershon, James Denton (I’ve interviewed him!) and Margaret Cho.

All that said, Face/Off is a fun ride and when it works it really does work. I know there have been long talks of doing a sequel and I don’t know if that would be successful given the age of Cage and Travolta but a spinoff with them as “mentors” could be fun.

7 out of 10

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Blind Spot 90: TOKYO STORY

Last year as part of my Criterion Project I was introduced to the famed Japanese filmmaker Yasujiro Ozu and his film Late Spring. It was one of my favorite episodes of the podcast as we had Dave Fiore and Elise Moore from the There’s Sometimes a Buggy podcast. They are experts on classic film, Ozu, and actress Setsuko Hara who stars in Late Spring and other Ozu films. I enjoyed our discussion so much that it inspired me to pick another Ozu film for Blind Spot this month: Tokyo Story and it proves to be another winner.

There are some people who will find Tokyo Story to be boring and I can understand that as not much happens plot-wise. However, not all movies are about the plot. Some are about the characters and giving us a chance to walk in the shoes of other humans for a couple of hours. That’s what Ozu does here in Tokyo Story. I defy any viewer to not relate to these characters- even when they are being petty and frustrating (maybe especially when they are so?)


Tokyo Story tells the story of an elderly couple who come to Tokyo to see their grown up children including a daughter-in law Noriko who was married to a son killed in World War II. None of the couple’s children have time for their parents but their busyness is understandable and most of us have been annoyed by family even if we don’t want to admit it. At one point the Father says “losing your children is hard but living with them isn’t easy either.” I don’t have any children myself but isn’t that the case with family? We love them fiercely but also wish we could be alone away from them at the same time. Who can’t relate to such feelings?

The daughter-in-law played by Hara is the kindest and most welcoming to the couple and a lot of that comes from the natural warmth and kindness the actress embodies in all her roles. I also think every family has the person who keeps everyone together and happy (I am not that person…) just like Noriko does for her adopted family.

Ozu and his cinematographer Yūharu Atsuta have crafted a beautiful, intimate film with Tokyo Story that feels like it could have been made today instead of 1953. In fact, if it was remade today I don’t know if anything would be different with this family except there would be more ways to communicate and as a result more ways to forget each other. It’s a very sad story but oddly comforting to know that flawed families exist in every society, in every era, and maybe we can all be more like Noriko and be kinder to our loved ones?

9 out of 10

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