Current Mini Reviews (FLY, KNEECAP, BEETLEJUICE (1988))

Hi friends! I hope you are having a wonderful Labor Day. I have a few random films to update you on as I enjoy my day off.

FLY-

First up we have Fly. This is a documentary from the National Geographic Documentary folks about base jumpers from across the globe attempting to try and dive into why they love the sport even with the risks. I was impressed with how honest and frank the movie was about those risks. Death and injury are frankly discussed and you could certainly never get  me to jump off these mountains!

There are some incredible visuals and it was neat to see them unfold on the IMAX screen. In many ways this type of documentary is why the IMAX format was made and where it can shine the most as a cinematic experience. My only gripe with Fly is that it is probably 30 minutes too long and some of the points it makes feel repetitive as do the jumps. Still I’m glad I saw Fly and if it comes on Disney Plus I would watch it on the biggest screen you have available.

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BEETLEJUICE (1988)-

Before the new sequel comes out this week (I see it tomorrow) I had the chance to see the original Beetlejuice on the big screen. I had seen it once before but it had been a bit so I’m grateful to the folks at Brewvies for giving me the opportunity, even if the projection was off!  Anyway, I got a chance to see it and I found it quite entertaining. The jokes for the most part work and the creepy atmosphere is effective.

What surprised me the most, however, is how little Beetlejuice is actually in his own film. He doesn’t appear for about 50 minutes and even then he is only sporadically involved. I have a feeling the new movie won’t take this lesson and we will see tons of Beetlejuice which would be a mistake. A little of that character goes a long way. I guess we’ll just have to see but it’s a fun film. I particularly like the way they are always making fun of Delia’s art. Glenn Shadix is underappreciated as the cutthroat interior designer Otho Fenlock. Very funny. Why can’t we have this Tim Burton back? Please…

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KNEECAP-

I actually saw Kneecap a few weeks ago but I forgot to include it any of my reviews. That’s not because it isn’t a good film just a clerical error on my part. Anyway, it’s an interesting film because it’s about  a band called Kneecap in Ireland played by the band members themselves, which is usually a recipe for disaster but this turns out pretty well. For non-actors they all do a good job in their roles and do help you root for them to succeed by the end. Michael Fassbender is also excellent as one of the band member’s Dads. The ending particularly concerning his character had me grinning from ear to ear.

That said the movie can be grating at times with the continual shouting that never lets up. I get that’s part of this bands style but I would have loved to have gotten to know them better. A few softer subtler moments to endear you to the characters would be nice. As it is it can be exhausting but I still say the good in Kneecap outweighs the bad. If you see it on streaming and can handle a hard R film give it a shot.

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Current Mini Reviews (REAGAN, STRANGE DARLING, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE, ROYAL FACADE)

Hey everyone! I hope you are doing well and enjoying these last days of summer. It’s unfortunately a mixed bag for you at the cinemas this week but a couple flicks that I think are worth checking out if you have time. Let’s talk about them:

STRANGE DARLING-

Strange Darling is a tough film to talk about without giving away major spoilers and so this review may be especially brief. At first I wasn’t sure if it was for me because I usually don’t like slasher movies with women in peril or being pursued. On the surface that seems what this film is but just trust me there is more to it than that.

Willa Fitzgerald plays “the Lady” in question and Kyle Gallner is “the Demon” chasing her. However, the movie is divided into 6 chapters that are told in a non-linear fashion. For example, it opens on chapter 3. This structure keeps the audience guessing until the very end making it highly unpredictable and exciting.

While Strange Darling is definitely an R-rated film it might be able to win over people that don’t normally like horror or slasher movies. It’s just that well written and exciting.

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YOU GOTTA BELIEVE-

It’s always interesting as a critic when you get a movie early and have a certain response and then when your peers see it they have a very different response. Such seems to be the case with You Gotta Believe. I found it to be a heart warming family sports movie with endearing performances and a nice message but some of my friends have been very harsh on it. I don’t really get it but as they say to each their own.

I enjoyed it enough that I got to interview the real life subject of the film Robert Ratliff and you can find my interview in the link above and my detailed thoughts with friend Mary Richards.

It’s a simple story about a little league team that wasn’t great to start but grew as the season progressed and at the same time their coach and father to Robert is diagnosed with cancer. As they make it to the little league world series they have something to rally around and believe in and come together as a community to support the Ratliff family. I realize this isn’t going to win any Oscars but I found it sweet and endearing with a nice community message. I liked it!

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REAGAN-

Honestly the  new presidential biopic Reagan I feel a little torn on. I think there is a place for slick old-school, biopics that lean on the positive and heroic. I’m not someone that immediately cries out ‘propaganda piece’ when something paints with a inspirational brush. That said, when such a light approach is taken factors in the movie-making like pacing and writing can be a problem.

That’s where my issue is with Reagan. Dennis Quaid is quite good as Reagan and Penelope Ann Miller is terrific as Nancy. Unfortunately the movie feels a need to tell every detail of Reagan’s life to the point of exhaustion and they have John Voight playing a Russian KGB agent narrating the thing in a baffling and unnecessary choice that weighs the movie down and makes it feel more exposition-heavy than it needs to.

This is also obviously a movie that will not win over anyone who isn’t already convinced of Reagan’s virtue as a president. Even with the handling of the Iran-Contra Affair Reagan comes out on top as the guy who made understandable mistakes but learned from them. There’s no deep discussion about his legacy with the aids crisis or questionable record with Afghanistan. That’s not the kind of movie this is and I’m mostly ok with that but your mileage will definitely vary depending on your political convictions.

In the end, Reagan is serviceable but not much beyond that. Maybe wait for it to come on streaming if it sounds like your type of film?

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ROYAL FACADE-

I get approached quite frequently by independent producers asking me to check out their romantic comedies and often they are not worth my time or review. However, occasionally there will be one that I enjoy and such is the case with Royal Facade. Now this does not have the budget of something for Hallmark and you can feel it in some of the moviemaking and acting but the leads and script are solid, and I enjoyed it.

The story taps into screwball comedy roots with a man (Isaac Akers) who happens to look like a famous celebrity, who happens to be in town for a shoot, and then unbeknownst to all involved a princess is also on the lamb trying to get a break from her busy princessing duties. As you can imagine when they meet there are all kinds of mistaken identities and misinformation.

If you can handle something with a low budget filming with some terrible camera-work, awkward moments from extras and things like that there’s a story and 2 leads that are entertaining in Royal Facade. I encourage the filmmakers to keep going and will look forward to what they come up with next.

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So there you have it!

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CURRENT MINI REVIEWS (SKINCARE, BORDERLANDS, THE CROW)

Hey everyone! August is known in the movie world as being a bit of a dumping ground but sometimes you can find a diamond in the rough. Today I have 3 movies to report on and one I enjoyed more than most but it’s by no means a top-tier film. Sometimes you take what you can get with these releases and the good outweigh the bad in a particular offering. So here goes:

SKINCARE-

Skincare is a hard movie for me to review because I think it fulfilled its goals pretty well but it’s not a film I enjoyed. On one hand it seems wrong to fault a film for scaring me but on the other it didn’t provide enough catharsis or excitement for me to do anything with that feeling of unease.

This is a horror film where Elizabeth Banks plays a woman named Hope who runs a skincare brand in Los Angeles and is unsettled when a new competitor moves in next door. Immediately she starts getting threats online and in person and the tension builds as she. I think for anyone who is a public figure, even small-scale public figure, the idea of being stalked and terrorized is really scary, especially for a single woman like myself who is often alone with no protection of any kind. Skincare really monopolizes on those insecurities and I was very anxious watching things play out for Hope.

There are elements that are very predictable, but I liked the overall style of the film and it definitely captures Los Angeles and the vibes down there well. I think I would have enjoyed it more overall if Hope had gotten some vindication at the end and there was more of a satisfying payoff. As it was I was left feeling just unpleasantness with little fun to be had. I can see why it would be appealing to some. It’s just not for me.

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BORDERLANDS-

Borderlands is one of those movies you watch and just wonder- how? How did so much time and effort get put into something with so little story to back up that work? How could they not get the script better before spending millions on a project like this? Evidently it went through development hell and one has to wonder if the script was better at one point to attract someone like Cate Blanchett but this thing is truly a rough sit.

The thing is it’s not even interesting bad. It’s just bland with its visual style really the only thing to recommend it. The plot feels non-existent. I guess Cate Blanchett’s Lilith is hired to find the daughter of a kingpin named Atlas, who she then finds with relative ease. Then they spend the rest of the movie hanging around the desert occasionally fighting with various mercenaries and listening to quips from a robot.

It’s a tremendous cast but some of them seem there against their will (particularly Jamie Lee Curtis.) I suppose it’s a blessing it is under 2 hours but that’s about all I’ve got here. There just is no story to talk about in Borderlands! It unfortunately deserves to be the box office bomb that it is.

Frown Worthy

THE CROW-

I must admit until this Saturday I had never seen the 1994 cult classic film The Crow starring Brandon Lee. I should have made it a blind spot pick but it was an interesting experience to watch that film and then go to the new version literally directly afterwards. There’s no question the original is the stronger film with more of a unique visual aesthetic and stronger script, but I actually enjoyed the new version as well. It isn’t a homerun or anything but enough good to give it a recommendation.

This iteration of The Crow has Bill Skarsgard as Eric Draven who falls head-over-heels in love with the mysterious Shelly played by FKA Twigs. They become spiritually bonded and he promises he will find her if she ever is taken away. When they are both killed by the evil Roeg, Eric is sent on a mission to ‘right the wrongs’ and bring his lady love back from the darkness she’s been sent to.

As you can tell the story is not the selling point of this film. The villain is super bland and the fact it is being played by Danny Huston is tiresome. He’s played this same role so many times it’s getting old. And even though I overall enjoyed the romance they do spend too much time on it. To the point when I’m sure the young men who this film was made for are getting anxious to get back to the action.

That said, the action is pretty entertaining. It’s bloody and visceral and I had a good time watching it. Particularly a sequence at an opera house is really fun. And I think Twigs and Skarsgard had nice chemistry together, and I was invested in them as a couple.

Perhaps my newness to the original helped my feelings for The Crow? I’m not sure but the romance and action were well done enough with likable leads that I had a good time with it. Your mileage may vary.

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So there you have it. 3 August movies! Have you seen any of these movies? What did you think of them?

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‘Alien: Romulus’ or is it the Crowd-Pleaser of the Summer?

At times writing a review is a tricky thing. It’s not always easy to encapsulate the experience I’ve had with a film and know whether to recommend it to my readers or not. Everyone knows I’ve had a rough year when it comes to blockbusters so frankly I’m just glad when I enjoy something at all these days even if I’m not in love with it (small victories!) Such is my experience with the newest release Alien: Romulus. It’s from director Fede Álvarez and overall I’d say it’s an entertaining, well-made little thriller that should be a crowd-pleaser for the R-rated sci-fi horror loving crowd. It definitely has its flaws but I’ve seen it twice and had a good time at both watches.

The reason I had to see it twice is a complicated one. First, I went to the critics screening at one of our local IMAX theaters. I’m not sure what is the problem at Megaplex but the IMAX screens are terrible. Sure the screen is large but the sound is always a mess blaring it too loudly or with a mix that is off. This was the case on Monday and at first it seemed like I was the only one bothered by this but then some of the other critics mentioned it. It’s a real problem.

My experience was so impacted I went to see the film again at the XD Dolby screen at Cinemark and overall had a much improved experience. That said, Álvarez has decided to go with the Christopher Nolan brand of muddled sound design that I will never understand. Particularly with the male characters it is challenging to comprehend what they are saying. An AI character named Andy played by David Jonsson is almost completely incomprehensible which is a problem because he is meant to be the emotional heart of the film.

At least this sound design wasn’t as large of a problem in Alien: Romulus as it was in Tenet which also had an incomprehensible plot where this is relatively straightforward. The film is set in-between the events of Alien and Aliens and focuses on a woman named Rain (Cailee Spaeny) who along with her group of friends and ‘brother’ Andy are trying to get away from the mining corporation they’ve been working for and get to a distant planet Yvaga. Desperate they decide to commandeer an abandoned vessel which then of course they find it to be infested with xenomorphs- face hugger, chest exploders and fully standing adult varieties.

Enjoyment of this movie is pretty simple. If the chase between the xenomorphs and the team is engaging for you than you’ll like it. If it feels too same-old than you will not care for it. It certainly won’t win you over with its deep characters or sci-fi metaphors. They try with a plot reveal and extended cameo but that completely falls flat. I’m not enough of a franchise expert to catch all of the Easter eggs but basically Alien and Prometheus come into play so you want to watch both of those before seeing the film.

I must admit the second time seeing the film it was less engaging. It all felt more predictable and less gripping/scary. However, I do appreciate it is one of the few action blockbusters of recent memory to be under 2 hours and not feel bloated. Álvarez keeps the pacing going so we are never left wondering about the more lazy elements of the script.

In the end despite the sound issues and the lazy plot reveals I had a good time with Alien: Romulus. It’s well made, paced and acted and captures the horror feel of that first Alien film. Especially if you are a big fan of the franchise you’ve got to check it out.

Smile Worthy (but don’t see it in the imax!)

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IT ENDS WITH US (Review) or If You Like This You’ll Like It But I Didn’t. Also She’s Terrible at Flowers…

A movie like It Ends with Us is difficult for me to talk about as a critic. On one hand I did not enjoy it at all. That said, I do think it is an improvement upon the book, which I really disliked so fans of the book, which there are many, will probably love it. It might seem like a strange comparison but in a way it is similar to Dune. A book and world I can’t stand but I can’t deny the films are good translations of that material and will make its many fans very happy. Can you really criticize something for being what it is supposed to be? It would be like criticizing a cake for not being a pie. It’s supposed to be a cake and that’s what it is.

Anyway, that’s a long intro to my thoughts about this film. The story based on the popular Colleen Hoover novel is about a woman named Lily Blooms who you guessed it is a florist. She is played by Blake Lively and she is a stunning human who does what she can with the role. They also got Isabela Ferrer to play young Lily and the two look identical. The casting director deserves major props in that department.

Lily comes from a broken home with an abusive Dad she hates. Then we see in flashback her first love with a man named Atlas (Brandon Sklenar and young Alex Neustaedter) and he is a fairly blank slate (in the book he’s more controlling and manipulative) but he does provide the only safe space for her in the film without estrogen present.

I disliked the book because I felt it was another female-centric narrative where all men are trash and the only solution is for women to free ourselves of them. I don’t believe this is true nor do I find it particularly helpful for victim women who will be led to believe abuse is inevitable and loneliness is the only option. It’s certainly not something I find entertaining or edifying in any way as a single woman.

Like I said, the movie gives more humanity to Atlas so at least there is that but it still feels too ‘men suck, women rule’ for my taste.

Justin Baldoni makes for a hunky version of Ryle and the unreliable narrator aspect of Lily’s character is interesting especially certain sequences like a fall down the stairs but they wait a long time for him to get obviously violent so some viewers may feel whiplash with his character. I get that’s part of the point but it can feel frustrating when the movie seems to be saying we are fools for believing in the long romantic sections. I hate that!

The movie is well directed and made with Lively looking like a movie star. Jenny Slate is also fantastic as Ryle’s sister and Lily’s best friend.

It is kind of ironic that Lily is a terrible florist. Her designs look dead and like they are out of something from Corpse Bride not a chic Boston floral designer. I guess in a way that’s symbolic of the movie. It is presented as beautiful and empowering but looks dead and ugly. Either way It Ends with Us  is not for me. If it’s for you more power to you. I hope you enjoy it.

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Current Mini Reviews (TRAP, HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON, FIND ME FALLING)

Well, I had a stretch of about 5 movies I really enjoyed. It was too good to last because now we have 3 more that I did not. At least none of these 3 I was super anticipating so the disappointment isn’t very high but it’s still more movies from 2024 that aren’t good and I begin to wonder why I decided to make being a critic part of my job…

Anyway, here are the reviews.

FIND ME FALLING-

Naturally everyone knows I love romances and am rooting for romances to succeed. In fact, check out my recent video rant about the state of current rom-coms:

Like most films these days marketed as romantic comedies Find Me Falling is really more of a drama than a comedy. In fact, it deals with some pretty weighty themes like suicide and depression.

In the film Harry Connick Jr stars as an aging rockstar who is trying to recluse to a beach home in Cyprus. Unfortunately he doesn’t know that his house is a well-known suicide spot (see it’s heavy stuff.) While he is in Cyprus he has a second chance encounter with a love from his youth and the story goes from there.

I really enjoy Harry Connick Jr both as a singer and actor and he can be very charismatic in the right role. I also love pretty locals and the ocean so this should be right up my alley. Unfortunately the film forgets to have any fun and is morose and slow and fails to make us care about the characters. It all becomes quite a bit of a slog and it took me a couple days to get through this Netflix offering.

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TRAP-

I have a theory about M Night Shyamalan’s new film Trap. I think he was looking for a vehicle to feature his daughter Saleka’s singing and he grabbed a Lifetime thriller script and through in some long singing scenes and boom you have his latest thriller. It has all the touchpoints of a made-for-TV schlocky type thriller but it tries to take itself too seriously in the last act to successfully be such cheesy escapism. It even stars multiple former child stars like a movie of the week thriller usually does. It’s all there!

In Trap Josh Hartnett stars as a man taking his daughter to a big pop-star concert when he learns the whole setup is a giant trap for a serial killer. This is a problem for him because he is said killer. I certainly wouldn’t want to be a citizen of this city because the police force and FBI are so incompetent it defies logic but if you can accept this stupidity the opening act of Trap is entertaining enough.

The problem comes when they leave the stadium after about 45 minutes and it becomes small, cheap, ridiculous and not that interesting. Plus Saleka is expected to carry much of the drama in these scenes. Maybe if it was 80 minutes like a Lifetime movie it might work better but as it is it just became tedious and far too generic for its own good. You can skip this one or watch it on streaming if you feel so inclined.

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A movie like Trap is just kind of generic bad but relatively inoffensive. Harold and the Purple Crayon, on the other hand, is a painful experience and one of the worst movies of the year. Going into it I thought I might enjoy it more than most because I am not super attached to the children’s book of the same name by Crockett Johnson. However, it’s another movie from 2024 reporting to be about imagination containing very little of it to entertain or enjoy.

Zachary Levi stars as Harold who comes into the real world to try and find the narrator of his story. He’s not given much to do and so when he gets to New York he just kind of ambles about the city for an hour occasionally making purple tinged items with his crayon. What’s especially frustrating is Zooey Deschanel is in this to remind you of Elf, a movie with a similar premise that is better in every way (he actually has a clear motivation to find his Dad and get him off the naughty list in that movie. Plus it’s actually funny…) There’s so little that happens to any of these characters I sat there stupefied that anyone in Hollywood greenlit this script.

Jemaine Clement becomes a Power Rangers-style villain towards the end that’s a little bit fun but it’s all too little too late. I was so unengaged I couldn’t wait for it to be over. This is a definite skip.

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Current Mini Reviews (CHICKEN FOR LINDA, NATIONAL ANTHEM, BIG CITY GREENS, FRANKLIN)

Hey everyone! I hope you are having a wonderful summer and enjoying or surviving this hot weather. I have a few new releases to update you on and fortunately it’s another good group of hidden gems you should check out!

CHICKEN FOR LINDA

First up we have a wonderful animated film from France called Chicken for Linda. This film is co-directed by Chiara Malta and Sébastien Laudenbach, the latter who directed The Girl Without Hands a few years ago, which I also really enjoyed. This film has a much lighter tone but it still can be quite touching and sweet.

I love the sketchy animation style and the way it captures Linda’s joyful nature and spirit. The bright colors are also very eye-catching and make you want to smile as you watch them move and flow across the screen.

The story is simple for Chicken for Linda. Linda’s Mother wants to apologize to her daughter for a miscommunication they have had so she agrees to make her favorite dish chicken and peppers. This was also the favorite dish of Linda’s departed father so it carries a lot of meaning for both mother and daughter. Unfortunately all the stores are closed making the quest to get all the ingredients challenging.

If you have the Criterion Channel Chicken for Linda is available to stream there but you can also rent it on all over the place. It’s a vibrant, beautiful, joyful look at family and childhood.

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BIG CITY GREENS THE MOVIE: SPACECATION-

Since I cover a lot of Disney films in my content I try to watch whatever they release in the year. This is why I noticed a DCOM was being released for the series Big City Greens. I’d heard of this series but never watched it but I asked a few friends if the movie is standalone and they said it was, so I decided to give Big City Greens the Movie: Spacecation a shot. In the end I’m so glad I did because this is a charming little movie and it encouraged me to watch the show as I enjoyed the characters and family dynamic at play.

The plot of this film will feel very similar to The Michells vs the Machines, a movie I love. Both films are about a family going on a road trip and the conflict between a teen child and the over-protective father. In this case the Greens family ends up going to space and dealing with an array of shenanigans along the way. It’s obviously ridiculous for this family to go into space especially without the father realizing that’s what they are doing but the script keeps moving well I didn’t mind the leaps of logic. It’s more about the relationship between father and child and how we’d all be better off if we listened to each other.

I really enjoyed the animation in this film and there are even a couple songs. The voice cast is full of pros like Wendi McLendon-Covey and Cheri Oteri and the writing is quick witted and heartfelt. Like I said, it made me want to watch the show I enjoyed the film so much. I’d definitely recommend Big City Greens the Movie: Spacecation.

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NATIONAL ANTHEM

My only live action film of this update is definitely also the most mature of this batch. It’s called National Anthem and it’s from first time director Luke Gilford. This film won’t be for everyone as it it’s a slow burn without a ton of plot but the characters were engaging enough to draw me in as well as the beautiful cinematography and filmmaking on display.

Charlie Plummer is one of the finest young actors we have working today and he is great here playing Dylan a young man who when looking for gig work stumbles upon a commune of sorts for queer rodeo competitors and friends. While there he meets and falls for Sky (played by Eve Lindley) who is a trans performer. This is definitely a very sexy movie and in a lot of ways it gave me what I thought Challengers was going to give me earlier this year. There is even a threesome scene that is very steamy to say the least.

Still if you can handle the content National Anthem is a beautiful character piece with wonderful performances from Plummer and Lindley and a feeling of spending time with unique and special people that are living life as authentically as possible. It’s a beautiful experience I recommend.

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WELCOME HOME, FRANKLIN

My last film is my favorite of the group and in fairness it’s actually just a featurette at 40 minutes. It’s new to Apple Plus called Welcome Home, Franklin and it is part of the Snoopy Presents series. All of these Apple Peanuts featurettes have been lovely and this is no exception. Franklin has long been a beloved Peanuts member and now he is finally getting his day in the sun. It’s a joy to watch for the whole family.

Franklin’s family has moved to town and he has to start making friends again (his father is in the army) and he meets our troop of Linus, Lucy, Pigpen and of course Charlie Brown. The kids decide to enter a soapbox derby in town and Charlie and Franklin become a pair and begin working on the car together. In the meanwhile he starts introducing his new friends to jazz music and other culture he has learned over the years. It all builds up to the big race and I’m sure you will agree it is completely charming.

I love the Peanuts and they have very few misses and this is certainly a big win. I love the animation, story, characters, everything. If you have Apple Plus please give it a watch

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So there you have it. Have you seen any of these 4 films? I would love to hear your thoughts.

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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE or Funny Saves All and I Laughed…

It’s no big secret that blockbuster films have been letting me down a lot this year. I’ve hardly liked any of the large-scale releases from the studios and it can honestly be quite draining after a while. I do not seek to be a contrarian and always prefer enjoying films over critiquing them but sometimes that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. Luckily today I’m here to report on arguably the biggest release of the year that I overall enjoyed it. While it definitely has its flaws I can recommend the latest from Marvel Studios and the MCU: Deadpool & Wolverine.

The main reason this film works is the humor mostly lands. It’s not seeking to be a deep philosophical film. Its goals are simple. It’s trying to be a buddy team-up movie with a lot of jokes and they keep them fast and on point enough to leave me feeling entertained by the experience. Some people will no doubt complain about the gratuitous number of cameos, but I felt that was all part of the joke. The movie is self-aware and knows the MCU hasn’t been working. It knows these cameos are silly.  It knows the violence is over-the-top and ridiculous. With so much relying on the humor it comes down to the writing and the raunchy self-referential humor worked most of the time and I was laughing. And as I aways say- funny saves all. If I’m legit laughing I can ignore a lot of problems.

And there are problems… I really wish they had taken the example of Joker and The Batman over at DC and made this its own stand-alone film. When Deadpool & Wolverine isn’t working it’s when it is taking long stretches to explain the multiverse, the MCU and the various dimensions. This is dull and stops all the fun in its tracks. I could be wrong on this, but I don’t think anyone cares at this point. Maybe they did pre-Endgame but now we just want to see an entertaining film. Whatever malarkey they need to come up with to get Deadpool and Wolverine together who cares? Just do it and if the dialogue and characters are entertaining enough we will forgive a lot. In fact, the very X-men world this film pays tribute to was very fast and lose with their world-building and for the good movies nobody worried about that because they were being entertained by Days of Future Past or Logan.

Frankly I don’t know where the MCU goes from here. Deadpool claims he’s the Jesus of the MCU, and he did make an entertaining film but it still feels like maybe a full-on complete reboot is the way to go. What else is there to do? What stories are left to tell? I’m sure comic fans have tons but I’m just not sure.

Nevertheless, I’m a sucker for friendship stories and Jackman and Reynolds have undeniable chemistry and director Shawn Levy knows how to make an entertaining popcorn film. It definitely has its flaws but I left with a smile on my face- something that hasn’t happened much this year so I’ll take the win and move on.

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TWISTERS or I’ve Lived in the Midwest. They Aren’t That STUPID… (REVIEW)

Crafting an entertaining summer spectacle entertainment is no easy task. You have to make it big and bold enough to engage the masses but have it not insult their intelligence at the same time. Lately these attempts at blockbuster filmmaking have been falling flat for me with a few exceptions but I still had hopes for the latest entry Twisters. My hope was this would be this year’s Top Gun Maverick in taking a property from the past and elevating it to something even better. Unfortunately my hopes were dashed by a film that’s answer to having lead characters that are scientists is to make everyone else unreasonably stupid. I know that many will be able to not care about the characters or the story and just ‘have fun’ with this one but it pushed me beyond what I could tolerate.

The opening sequence for Twisters is probably the most compelling part of the film as Daisy Edgar-Jones’ Kate faces an intense E5 tornado with tragic consequences. This then gives the motivation for Anthony Ramos’ Javi to hunt her down and bring the tired veteran back into the tornado chasing game. All of this is by-the-numbers but executed pretty well.

My main problem is the way that basically everyone but the scientists and storm chasers are portrayed. You are supposed to believe that in Oklahoma at the height of tornado season when towns are being wiped out that a giant tornado comes towards a town and nobody is bracing for impact. Nobody is in shelters? No. They are outside playing baseball and hanging out. It’s absurd. The same thing happens when a giant tornado comes through a nearby town but they are still having the local rodeo despite strong chances of another funnel cloud heading their way.

When I was a young adult I lived in Indiana as a missionary for my church. While there we had a mild tornado that caused some damage including destroying a neighborhood church. Being newcomers we didn’t know the protocol and stayed out in the rain way longer than we should have (see photo above.) Everyone told us ‘get inside!’ and then we made a few calls and people told us to stop doing that because we could get electrocuted through the phone line if it was struck by lightning. Nobody was hanging out and playing baseball with a severe tornado warning.

There is one character in the film that says ‘9/10 times the warnings are wrong’ which could exist for a single character but not whole gatherings and towns. Come on… Even a stupid blockbuster needs some kind of grounding in reality.

I also had issues with the group of chasers as well. Glen Powell is very handsome but he was also rude and careless for so much of the film. I found him hard to warm up to. Ramos gives a flat performance and everyone around him including David Corenswet are laughably ‘bad men of business’ with their greedy capitalism that it’s impossible to take any of them seriously.

If you want to treat Twisters like an amusement park attraction and not care about characters, story or tone I suppose there’s some fun to be had there but is that enough to sustain an over 2 hour experience? It’s certainly not enough for this critic. So unfortunately Twisters will have to go down as another disappointment from 2024. It’s a real bummer but we push forward to the next blockbuster ever hopeful the light will come through the storm of mediocrity at the cinemas…

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