Hi friends! January is not as busy a movie month in comparison to other times of the year but I have a few films to update you on.
WOLF MAN
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Director Leigh Whannell is in the midst of a fascinating project where he gives modern interpretations to the classic Universal Monster characters. In 2020 he gave us Invisible Man and this year we have Wolf Man. I don’t know what most will think but for this critic he’s 2 for 2 in this new franchise. I had a really fun time watching Wolf Man.
In the film Christopher Abbott plays a sweet Dad Blake to a young girl named Ginger in a struggling marriage with Charlotte played by Julia Garner. When his Dad is declared dead they go to see the property and end up having quite the night.
This version of the story is a simple one. It may be too simple for some but I think it expertly developed atmosphere and mood making each scare more compelling than the next. I was squirming like crazy in my seat because it’s never completely sure how far gone Blake has gone to the wolf and if he can be saved. There is always a sense of uncertainty of whether he should be helped or abandoned.
In many ways Wolf Man felt like a pandemic movie with most of the action happening in or around one house and that sense of isolation added to the tension. It’s also only one night so there isn’t a lot of time wasted with exposition or backstory. The film is also beautifully shot with very effective night time cinematography.
Smile Worthy
QUEER
Director Luca Guadagnino is one of those filmmakers I always want to like more than I do. He has such unique style to his movies that I can see why he’s appealing to so many but often times he loses me in the storytelling aspects and it feels like more style over substance. Such is the case with Queer. It’s a well-meaning but plodding story of how hard it is to have a meaningful relationship.
Daniel Craig is good as a man named Lee who in the 1950s falls for a young student named Allerton (Drew Starkey). The problem with this film is Lee and Allerton’s relationship feels completely vapid and full of talking about deeper meanings without the chemistry and emotion we need for those words to land. It ends up leaving the viewer feeling underwhelmed and bored.
In addition, the more creative directing choices feel more pretentious than authentic and the story meanders into the repetition of addiction and self-loathing that isn’t as insightful as Guadagnino wants it to be. I didn’t love his movie Challengers as much as many others but I certainly found it much more entertaining than Queer. I’d watch that one instead.
Frown Worthy
BETTER MAN
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When I was in high school I used to keep up with popular music pretty well. However, in recent years I have lost interest in most new music (outside of showtunes.) Suffice it to say I had no idea going into Better Man who Robbie Williams was or what any of his songs are. Nevertheless I still really enjoyed it and found it was better than the gimmick it could have been.
The gimmick in question is having Williams portrayed as a CG monkey for the entire film. There’s not much reason given for this choice and nobody else in the cast is a also a monkey. Like I said, this is a gimmick and yet it oddly worked. Monkey Robbie is quite endearing and it made me root for him early in the story. When there is a more cliched element of the story it feels more interesting because he is a monkey. It’s wild but true!
Michael Gracey has proven himself to be a wiz at musicals after this and The Greatest Showman (which I really enjoyed.) He really knows how to stage crowd-pleasing spectacle musical sequences well. It may seem crazy but you just might find yourself tearing up at the monkey Robbie Williams movie after all! I did!
Smile Worthy
THELMA: THE UNICORN

I’ve been catching up on some of the animated films to do this year-end wrap up pod with my friend Mat (see here) and the next 3 are all in that group, starting with Thelma: The Unicorn on Netflix. This by-the-numbers animated film follows a unicorn named Thelma who wants to be a famous singer.
For the first 30 minutes of this film I was enjoying it. It was sweet and the music is decent. Unfortunately it isn’t content to give us a short but instead drags it out for another hour with a bland evil manager/I want to be famous dynamic. It’s not unwatchable but still bad
Frown Worthy
THE TIGER’S APPRENTICE
In a lot of ways The Tiger’s Apprentice is a bummer because there are strong moments in the action. I can see if they had a stronger script the animation could have really worked but as is it feels episodic and unremarkable. Evidently they were hoping to do a spinoff series of this but there’s nothing special enough in the film to justify that kind of focus. Like I said, some of the animation is decent in the action but that’s about it.
Frown Worthy
SAVING BIKINI BOTTOM: THE SANDY CHEEKS MOVIE
Every franchise has its duds and at least in the feature film department Spongebob Squarepants certainly does. This Sandy Cheeks movie is terrible. It really is unwatchable. Especially as it gets to the 3rd act with what they are doing to Wanda Sykes character Sue Nahmee. The humor doesn’t work and it all feels repetitive and dull.I really disliked this one!
Frown Worthy
So there you have it. What have you been watching? I would love to hear.
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